fire drill + teacher's pet = test me edit: guys i mean that the sounds looks like a matter of sound of test me, not meaning, but its very similar to show and tell too

I love how angelically aggresive this is

Test Me: Test me I'm mortal, defected by this form DEATH: Immortal by design

YALLL!!! If you listen to Recess, Fire Drill, Test Me, and then DEATH, it actually sounds like a cohesive transition into the PORTALS album

*me: finally calms down after the absolute blessing that was bakery* *melanie: lol it’s not over*

Unpopular opinion: This is the best song in After School

Can’t believe this is 2 years old now! I still love listening to this all the time ✨ edit 10/28/23: still a banger edit 1/8/24: still a banger edit 2/16/24: still a banger edit 3/9/24: still a banger edit 4/2/24: still a banger ♡︎ edit 5/17/24: still a banger edit 6/2/24: HAPPY PRIDE 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️still a banger

Never forgiving Atlantic Records for denying her the music video for this song

Me just expecting “The Bakery”: YES OMG WOAH!!!!! Me getting the whole ep: i-

Her: *posts the bakery* Her again: *post numbers* Her again: *post test me*

going back to melanie after going on a marathon of listening to other artists feels so welcoming 😭

Perfect bridge between k-12 and portals eras

Me: i'm going to sleep... Melanie, uploading all of after school: *no u don't*

Melanie: *drops After-school Ep* Me: sleep can wait.... I can be late for online school....what they gonna do, send me home?

I used to think this was a bit too upbeat for sleep but no, this is perfect.

100% volume with headphones isn’t enough.

Me: Gets excited for bakery Also me: gets sad when it's over Melanie: think again bish

Isn't this song giving y'all a little Nurse's Office vibes?

i love the fact that it feels so passive aggressive, and mel's beautiful voice makes it all better, i love this song.

After school songs are so underrated ngl..

Teacher: Who is your favorite singer? Me: Melanie Martinez Teacher: Your favorite actor/actress? Me: Melanie Martinez Teacher: What about your favorite director? Me: Melaine Martinez Teacher: Someone other than Melanie Martinez Me: Cry Baby Teacher: Who's cry baby? Me: Melanie Martinez

Nobody: Melanie: Let me just casually drop some bangers.

HERE'S MY THEORY ON THE NEW MOVIE: crybaby has died BUT the lady in nurses office said she's immortal and she will have a new life again and again. There is also a small clip of a creature with 4 eyes inside a belly or something which shows a new life to crybaby. Melanie has also said she will use this song in the new movie and if you listen it repeats the word "immortal" JUST A THEORY

i cant be the only one who spaced out and just imagined a whole dance routine for this (I imagined a floor dancing and pole dancing routine combined)

this song sounds like if carousal and nurses office had a child 🙈✨

A lot of difficult things have been happening lately, and every time I just breathe in, breathe out and say "it's the Goddesses testing me again"

TEST ME NEEDS A MUSIC VIDEO!! 😭😭😭😭❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤😭😭😭😭😭❤❤❤❤❤❤😭😭😭😭😭😭😭❤❤❤❤😭😭😭

Guys if we get enough streams on this song Melanie said we could possibly get a music video so just saying😌💅

2020: horrible Melanie: making everything better

Apparently this song is a bridge to her new album which I think is good because this is my favorite song on the ep

She changed the covers of all her songs to rip crybaby I think this is the end of crybaby completely not the universe maybe but the characters maybe we’ll get a new one but it’s I’ve grown up with crybaby :((

2020: terrible Melanie: hold my sippy cup

Melanie: *releases the absolute BOP that is the bakery* Also Melanie: “AND I’LL DO IT AGAIN BAP BAP”

Lyrics: Ha, ha Woo Hey God, I'll be the jester Entertain ya to the best of my ability When I suffer more, fragility, when I answer Came here for a reason, oh-oh So stop complaining, all have our reasons, oh-oh It's not just a joke or a lesson to live through Every which way in a second, there's a breakthrough I'm mortal, oh-oh-oh Deflected by this form, oh-oh-oh So I'd rather be tested by goddesses Resting their heads upon pillows Of all they have learned I'm not to be forgotten Trap your books when I walk in Magic talks, without talking I'll make the most before the coffin Born to be desired, oh-oh Gotta learn, yeah, eyes are always on the next score But space isn't there to always be filled up It's the quiet, the downtime to breathe in my lungs 'Cause I'm mortal, oh-oh-oh Deflected by this form, oh-oh-oh So I beg to be tested by goddesses Resting their heads upon pillows Of all they have learned 'Cause I'm mortal, oh-oh-oh Test me, I'm mortal, oh-oh-oh And I beg to be tested by goddesses Resting their heads upon pillows of all they have learned 'Cause I'm mortal, oh-oh-oh, defected by this form, oh-oh-oh And I beg to be tested by goddesses Resting their heads upon pillows of all they have learned 'Cause I'm mortal, oh-oh-oh (Give me a A+ if I'm doing this thing right) Deflected by this form, oh-oh-oh And I'd rather be be tested by goddesses Resting their heads upon pillows of all they have learned.

This was actually made 2-3 years ago and im still listening to it and will always ✨🧚‍♀️🍄💚

My sleep: are u coming? Me: *see's Melanie Songs in the other direction* Me: Not today, my frend

Teacher: Who's your favourite singer? Me: Melanie Martinez Teacher: Who's your favourite actor/actress? Me: Melanie Martinez Teacher: Who's your favourite director? Me: Melanie Martinez Teacher: Someone other than Melanie Martinez? Me: Crybaby Teacher: Who's Crybaby? Me: Melanie Martinez (credit goes to orignal owner, i did not make this up someone else did please don't hate on me, credit the real owner) EDIT: I don't remember the original owner who made this, please don't hate. (Original Owner: Geerthinii Chandran Credit to her

Girl This woman can literally never make a bad song. How this possibel??

the beginning is so satisfying istg

This song has such a 'Come at me, b****' vibe

Melanie: **post** Us: *We Are Speed* 🏃‍♂️🏃‍♀️

Enjoying this in 2023 👇

For some reason this song just makes me feel badass. Like I will put it in to hype myself up before leaving the house.

Melanie: *_breathes_* No one: Me: Queen, Kingdom, Mommy, Universe, My everything

I love how she sounds so empowered saying she's just a human. Most of the songs that talk about beging humans are kind of: I'm just a human who makes mistakes and that's okay... she's: I'm mortal, but there's nothing that I can't do if I try, so test me b**ch.

The laugh at the beginning just satisfies me 😊

Melanie Martinez is the most underrated singer, im starting a riot.

Melanie: **posts** Crybabies: *waNNA SEE SOME REAL SPEED*

KZfaq: Melanie Martinez Poste- Me: DON’T NEED TO TELL ME TWICE

My rankings 1 Test me 2 the bakery 3 field trip 4 notebook 5 brain & heart 6 numbers 7 glued

It’s December 2023 and I love it still 😊

[Intro] Haha! Woo! [Verse 1] Hey God, I'll be the jester Entertain ya to the best of my ability When I suffer more, fragility when I answer Pay me for a reason, oh-oh So stop complaining, we all have our seasons, oh-oh It's not just a joke or a lesson to live through Every which way and second, there's a breakthrough [Chorus] I'm mortal, oh-oh-oh Defected by this form, oh-oh-oh So I'd rather be tested by goddesses Resting their heads upon pillows Of all they have learned [Verse 2] I'm not to bе forgotten Drop your books when I walk in Magic talks without talking I'll make thе most before the coffin Born to be desired, oh-oh Gotta learn, yeah, eyes are always on the next score But space isn't there to always be filled up It's the quiet, the downtime to breathe in my lungs [Chorus] 'Cause I'm mortal, oh-oh-oh Defected by this form, oh-oh-oh So I beg to be tested by goddesses Resting their heads upon pillows Of all they have learned 'Cause I'm mortal, oh-oh-oh Test me, I'm mortal, oh-oh-oh And I beg to be tested by goddesses Resting their heads upon pillows of all they have learned 'Cause I'm mortal, oh-oh-oh Defected by this form, oh-oh-oh And I beg to be tested by goddesses Resting their heads upon pillows of all they have learned [Outro] 'Cause I'm mortal, oh-oh-oh (Give me an A+ if I'm doing this thing right) Defected by this form, oh-oh-oh And I'd rather be tested by goddesses Resting their heads upon pillows of all they have learned

Everyone’s talking about the comments or how early they are but can we all just appreciate this song and what an amazing person Mel is

I love the "Haha!" and "Woo!!" In the beginning😙

♡Just to let y’all know Melanie martinez is back and she is gonna make a new album which is connected to this song and we don’t know when it’s gonna be released but its gonna be released this 2023 and that she will be active on KZfaq again and we know that she has not been making songs for 2 years or sum but she is back and active so just to let you all know that♡

Currently crying cause Melanie came back with a bomb ass album

Nobody: Absolutely nobody: Me waiting for that one person with the lyrics: 👁👄👁

The fact that this is a bridge to PORTALS era and that only this song is cannon to Crybaby's storyline. The fact that it wad supposed to have a music video, but since playdate was more popular, mel spent her money on the lyric video for play date

I preordered the new Walmart exclusive Grape and Orchid Splatter After School vinyls 🧚🏼‍♀️💗

Brain: Are you going to sleep? Me: Yea Brain: Did you forget to check that melanie released her ep? Me: O_O

melanie in test me: im mortal crybaby in k-12: pardon me? (edit: ik the ep is about melanie and k-12 about her "character" crybaby, its just a joke)

The beginning of this is just 𝗬𝗘𝗦 and it fills my satisfaction

I can't believe I learn about this song so late in life while I follow melanie since HER FIRST ALBUM AHHHHHH this is probably my favorite song of all with Gingerbread man, The bakery and Milk of the siren

whos here in 2023 listening to her old songs?🤞

Use me like bottom of “I didn’t expect the whole ep”.

Alright- everyone's talking about how early they are but no one is talking bout how Amazing the song is and how Stunning Melanie is both talent-wise and appearance-wise

I'm watching all her videos gingerbread man and P.E video with melaine inspires me so much

Ain't no way this was 2 years ago..

**LYRICS** [Verse 1] Hey God, I'll be the jester Entertain ya to the best of my ability When I suffer more, fragility, when I answer Pay me for a reason, oh-oh So stop complaining, I'll have our seasons, oh-oh It's not just a joke or a lesson to live through Every which way and second there's a breakthrough [Chorus] I'm mortal, oh-oh-oh Defected by this form, oh-oh-oh So I'd rather be tested by goddesses Resting their heads upon pillows Of all they have learned [Verse 2] I'm not to be forgottеn Drop your books when I walk in Magic talks, without talking I'll make the most bеfore the coffin Born to be desired, oh-oh Gotta learn, yeah, eyes are always on the next score But space isn't there to always be filled up It's the quiet, the downtime to breathe in my lungs [Chorus] 'Cause I'm mortal, oh-oh-oh Defected by this form, oh-oh-oh So I beg to be tested by goddesses Resting their heads upon pillows Of all they have learned [Outro] 'Cause I'm mortal Test me, I'm mortal And I beg to be tested by goddesses Resting their heads upon pillows of all they have learned 'Cause I'm mortal, oh-oh-oh, defected by this form, oh-oh-oh And I beg to be tested by goddesses Resting their heads upon pillows of all they have learned 'Cause I'm mortal, oh-oh-oh (Give me an A+ if I'm doing this thing right) Oh-oh-oh, defected by this form, oh-oh-oh And I'd rather be be tested by goddesses Resting their heads upon pillows of all they have learned

This song is a bop. Let's listen to it for a decade. 2020: ✅ 2021: ✅ 2022: ✅ 2023: ✅ 2024: ✅ 2025: ❌ 2026: ❌ 2027: ❌ 2028: ❌ 2029: ❌ 2030: ❌

R.I.P Cry Baby 2015-2023

My problem with this song is that it ends

You can say a lot about her but you can't say she isn't a hard worker. She literally had just put out an album plus movie going along with it, and now seven more songs. Bloody hell mate what a bloody hard worker.

she literally can't make a bad song

She's back from the dead 🦋💗

This song will be on repeat for the next fifteen years.

mel: “drop your books when i walk in” crybabies: yes mam

I’ve been OBSESSED with this song for days!!!!!!

I really wish this song got a music video that would’ve been so cool😢😭

This woman has no bad music

Melanie's personality:💝💌😊💋💅😁😃🙂🥰😍🤩😘🤗🥳🌸🌼🌺🥀🌹🏵🌻🌼🌷⚘️💐 Her songs:👹💀☠️👿😈🖤☻️👁👅👁🧟‍♂️😈👻🤡

Then you burst into tears listening to this beat while your parents fight

She just dropped all these songs like, me trying to figure out which to go to first👁👄👁

lyrics: [Intro] Ha, ha! Wooh! [Verse 1] Hey God, I'll be the jester Entertain ya to the best of my ability When I suffer more, fragility, when I answer Pay me for a reason, oh-oh So stop complaining, I'll have our seasons, oh-oh It's not just a joke or a lesson to live through Every which way and second there's a breakthrough [Chorus] I'm mortal, oh-oh-oh Defected by this form, oh-oh-oh So I'd rather be tested by goddesses Resting their heads upon pillows Of all they have learned [Verse 2] I'm not to be forgottеn Trap your books when I walk in Magic talks, without talking I'll make the most bеfore the coffin Born to be desired, oh-oh Gotta learn, yeah, eyes are always on the next score But space isn't there to always be filled up It's the quiet, the downtime to breathe in my lungs [Chorus] 'Cause I'm mortal, oh-oh-oh Defected by this form, oh-oh-oh So I beg to be tested by goddesses Resting their heads upon pillows Of all they have learned [Outro] 'Cause I'm mortal Test me, I'm mortal And I beg to be tested by goddesses Resting their heads upon pillows of all they have learned 'Cause I'm mortal, oh-oh-oh, defected by this form, oh-oh-oh And I beg to be tested by goddesses Resting their heads upon pillows of all they have learned 'Cause I'm mortal, oh-oh-oh (Give me an A+ if I'm doing this thing right) Oh-oh-oh, defected by this form, oh-oh-oh And I'd rather be be tested by goddesses Resting their heads upon pillows of all they have learned

guys on twitter Melanie said that this is her favorite song on the EP❤️❤️💕💕🦋🦋

imma vent for a sec i feel pretty tested all my life, and these lyrics just hit so hard for me. its so empowering this song is. I grew up in a toxic household ya know so i grew up with alot of experience out of lots of suffering, i know im here for a reason but i dont see how i am, i know god has a plan, i dont see it right now, i trust him. I just struggle on my this is happening to me. i love how she confidently says she is human, and thats so empowering me and tells me its okay and its a strong thing. I love picturing becoming a wise angel from these pains and become a great person. I feel so angelic and confidently listening to tis making me feel ready to face whatever is coming next. and make a difference before i die. someone said this in the comments this is angelically aggressive and i absolutely love that. Thanks mel for making me feel so understood, and helping me through these times, you have been with me thru so many years and your music is always what i go to, i feel myself listening to her music. I love her so much thank you mel your proof music heals the soul and changes people and helps.

“Test me you’re mortal” “Test me immortal” “Test me I’m mortal” WHICH ONE

*yes I’m that lyric person* Hey God, I'll be the jester Entertain ya to the best of my ability When I suffer more, fragility, when I answer Pay me for a reason, oh-oh So stop complaining, we all have our seasons, oh-oh It's not just a joke or a lesson to live through Every which way and second there's a breakthrough I'm mortal, oh-oh-oh Defected by this form, oh-oh-oh So I'd rather be tested by goddesses Resting their heads upon pillows Of all they have learned I'm not to bе forgotten Drop your books when I walk in Magic talks, without talking I'll make thе most before the coffin Born to be desired, oh-oh Gotta learn, yeah, eyes are always on the next score But space isn't there to always be filled up It's the quiet, the downtime to breathe in my lungs 'Cause I'm mortal, oh-oh-oh Defected by this form, oh-oh-oh So I beg to be tested by goddesses Resting their heads upon pillows Of all they have learned 'Cause I'm mortal Test me, I'm mortal And I beg to be tested by goddesses Resting their heads upon pillows of all they have learned 'Cause I'm mortal, oh-oh-oh, defected by this form, oh-oh-oh And I beg to be tested by goddesses Resting their heads upon pillows of all they have learned 'Cause I'm mortal, oh-oh-oh (Give me an A+ if I'm doing this thing right) Defected by this form, oh-oh-oh And I'd rather be be tested by goddesses Resting their heads upon pillows of all they have learned

I really wish she could at least win a Grammy and get into more interviews she really deserves it.

challenge your bestie to find a bad melanie martinez song, you'll win the bet

Me: i should sleep, tomorrow i have online school Melanie Martinez: haha new ep goes brrr.

Me: Nice the Bakery is coming out Me getting the whole ep: when-

BEST SONG OF AFTER SCHOOL STOP TALKING ABOUT THE BAKERY

All the previews are rip crybaby!!! This is so cool!

Lyrics [Intro] Ha, ha! Wooh! [Verse 1] Hey God, I'll be the jester Entertain ya to the best of my ability When I suffer more, fragility, when I answer Pay me for a reason, oh-oh So stop complaining, I'll have our seasons, oh-oh It's not just a joke or a lesson to live through Every which way and second there's a breakthrough [Chorus] I'm mortal, oh-oh-oh Defected by this form, oh-oh-oh So I'd rather be tested by goddesses Resting their heads upon pillows Of all they have learned [Verse 2] I'm not to be forgottеn Trap your books when I walk in Magic talks, without talking I'll make the most bеfore the coffin Born to be desired, oh-oh Gotta learn, yeah, eyes are always on the next score But space isn't there to always be filled up It's the quiet, the downtime to breathe in my lungs [Chorus] 'Cause I'm mortal, oh-oh-oh Defected by this form, oh-oh-oh So I beg to be tested by goddesses Resting their heads upon pillows Of all they have learned [Outro] 'Cause I'm mortal Test me, I'm mortal And I beg to be tested by goddesses Resting their heads upon pillows of all they have learned 'Cause I'm mortal, oh-oh-oh, defected by this form, oh-oh-oh And I beg to be tested by goddesses Resting their heads upon pillows of all they have learned 'Cause I'm mortal, oh-oh-oh (Give me an A+ if I'm doing this thing right) Defected by this form, oh-oh-oh And I'd rather be be tested by goddesses Resting their heads upon pillows of all they have learned

Melanie: releases 7 songs at the same time Me: likes all the songs before listening to them because I know they’ll be awesome❤️

After School 10M milestone: The Bakery: ✅️ Test Me: ✅️ Brain & Heart: ✅️ Numbers: ✅️ Field Trip: Notebook: Glued:

This song is a bridge between k-12 and PORTALS!!! AAH

If you think about it, the song sounds like If Nurses office and Teachers pet were one song, like it has the “Oooh” from nurses office and kinda has a beat from teachers pet

This woman deserves more than she's getting.