1 - She sings 2 - She acts 3 - She dances 4 - She directs 5 - She draws 6 - She writes 7 - She makes her make-up 8 - She makes her clothes 9 - She make me happy What a QUEEN...

This aged like fine wine Especially the killing kids line I can’t even

“Shooting at the angels while claiming your the ‘good guy’” That line is everything

“If you’re not teaching, we’re not learning.” THAT LINE IS SO STRONG BRO

1 year... if you are listening to it you are a legend. edit: now this comment has 1 year loll, still listening this

No one: World of dance: You’re in the Finale!

The Principal talks about toxic politicians Orange Juice talks about eating disorders Playdate talks about casual sexual relationships Strawberry Shortcake talks about the sexualization and objectification of girls Dollhouse talks about dysfunctional families pretending to be perfect Sippy Cup talks about alcoholism Tag You're It talks about kidnapping Teacher's Pet talks about grooming Mrs. Potato Head talks about low self esteem and plastic surgery addiction Mad Hatter talks about mental health issues/dr*gs Cake talks about objectification in relationships Alphabet Boy talks about love interests with huge academic egos

MELANIE- 100% THE PRINCIPAL- 100% VISUALS- 100% VOCALS- 100% CHORUS- 100% LYRICS- 100% PRODUCTION- 100% INSTRUMENTAL- 100% CHOREOGRAPHY- 100% DANCE- 100% TALENT- 100% INFLUENCE- 100% STYLE- 100% OUTFITS- 100% BEAUTY- 100% KING- 100% K12- 100% SLAYED- 100% LET'S SHOW HOW MUCH WE LOVE AND SUPPORT MELANIE!! 💘💘💘

*SHOOTING AT THE ANGELS WHILE CLAIMING YOU’RE THE GOOD GUY*

ONLINE FIGHTS LMFAO SHE REALLY CALLING HIM OUT FOR HIS TWITTER SCANDALS

Unpopular opinion- The Principal is the best song on K-12

After everything that’s been going on recently with the Supreme Court, this song sticks out a lot more and I love that

it’s so crazy how she makes it seem as though she’s talking about a school principal. When she’s actually talking about the principals of the industry and how the artists are the “kids” they’re killing. and how she hates having to suppress herself to follow said rules.

Melanie: low key pulls of anything her hairstyles her outfits her aesthetic me: looks like trash when I try to look put together

“ you don’t know the pain you are causing” HARD LINE.

*Unpopular Opinion:* This Is One Of The Best Songs On The Album.

She’s more successful than the person that won the voice 💖💖

Someone: You cant make a horror music album that discusses real world issues with pastel colors. Melanie: Hold my Orange Juice.

Melanie I know you probably won’t ever see this comment but I’ve learned all of your dances to all the k-12 songs and I cherish your music so much. You are so smart and kind hearted and your so different from any other musician because you care and talk about very important subjects and still manage to multitask difficult things. You built your carrier and that is so incredible and inspiring to me, your music makes me so happy and I’m looking forward to your next two films. I wish I was able to see you in real life but I’m afraid that’s not really possible. Love you and your work, and I hope this comment makes you smile then never before because you make me want to build this type of carrier on my own to. Your independence makes me still think I can do it, and if I ever become a famous singer I’m giving all the credits to you. Because the whole reason I sing and dance and preform on stages and have that strong confidence is because of you. You helped me become what I am now, and one day I hope to become even more. I wish to see you one day because I would be honored to be in the presents of someone like you. I don’t recognize you for your fame like others, I recognize the time and effort you out into your work and that inspires me to do the same. Thank you for everything you’ve helped me achieve, I honestly think it’s amazing you’ve helped me over a screen. Sincerely, Your Greatest Fan.

“I tried to make you listen but you want it your way, right? Killing kids all day and night” “Shooting at the angels while claiming you’re the good guy” Every year, the cycle repeats. Every year, the structure and operation of the government ensures that these lyrics stay relevant. Here we are, in the wake of two more tragedies, and they still ring true. I hope things actually change this time.

Teacher: Who's your favourite singer? Me: Melanie Martinez Teacher: Who's your favourite actor/actress? Me: Melanie Martinez Teacher: Who's your favourite director? Me: Melanie Martinez Teacher: Someone other than Melanie Martinez? Me: Crybaby Teacher: Who's Crybaby? Me: Melanie Martinez

“If you’re not teaching were not learning” Principal: *no shi sherlock*

“I tried to make you listen but you want it your way, right? Killin kids all day and night, prescription pills…” hits- my soon to be old school, they didn’t care.

it hurts bcs this is currently happening in the Philippines right now...

This song is making a lot more sense with everything that's going on, Mel isn't wrong 💗 🥺

The first time Crybaby discovered her power was probably like: 👁👄👁 U👄U ⚫👄⚫

"The Principal" is now eligibile for gold in the US! Congratulations Melanie 🧚🏼‍♀️💗✨️

The fact that "Portals" finish Cry Baby's journey kinda makes me sad, I'm gonna miss her.

*teachers phone rings* My brain: ♪ sneaky, greedy, money seeking... ♪

Melanie: ** calls the principal ** - principal picks up the phone - Melanie: starts singing Principal: u done?

Politicians are too scared to listen to this song.

this song was made so long ago yet lots of people still listen to it. I listen to Mel's songs every day and whenever im sad, her songs always make me feel better. We love you Mel.

Principal:Fires Trans Teacher Melanie Martinez:I’m literally about to end this mans whole life

Karen’s : let me talk to your manager Melanie : let me talk to the principal

The principal talks about greed and unfairness between higher and lower people. I can't count how much love I have for melanie because its countless, I just love her.

I love the principal omg !!

Listening her voice is like eating candy - Wow so many likes thx

*Principals watching this* *Principals:* *Intense sweating*

This is literally me when I go to the principal's office for no reason!😕😕💀💀💀

K-12: The Principal After School: The Bakery PORTALS: THE CONTORTIONIST

omg melanie is soo beautiful im dead🧚🏼‍♀️💕✨

Hairdresser: black or blonde? Melanie Martinez: Yes! *she kills it*

"If you're not teaching we're not learning, excuse me, how much are you earning?"

Melanie has dancers all races and sizes,shes honestly so right too,yet she still gets cancelled for stuff that have been proved wrong 💔 this song is so underrated too, i love melanie we stan,omg thanks for all the likes ive never gotten so many 😃💞

Nobody: The old guys in the court room watching them dance: 👁👄👁

I love going into my empty room and just dancing to this

I FRICKIN LOVE THE BEAT, MELODY AND RYTHM IN THIS SONG

0:43 "Fode" ( it translates do "fuck") MARTINEZ, Melanie 2019

"If you don't like pop surrealism, you probably won't like me. If you can't understand that visual art has a deeper meaning and you only look at it for face value, you probably won't get my work. If you can't understand that crybaby is a character, that the first record is representative of her childhood, and if you sexualize female pop artists on the daily, you'll say I 'sexualize babies'. If you can't understand why someone would bring up mental health, growing pains from childhood adolescence, family issues, and other uncomfortable topics we never hear about in pop music, you will probably just throw my music and art away as something that 'glamorizes mental health issues' even though most of the people resonate with my work, deal with these things on a day to day and someone needs to be there for them. So here I am. If you have issues with my music and art and judge it so harshly to the point of making up your own reason as to what my intentions were when making it, you should just stop watching it. Because quite frankly, you. Just. Don't. Get. It." -- Melanie Martinez

I'm so glad this album was prominent in one of the most memorable times of my life, brings back soft memories at every listen (before Corona came and messed it all up). *What a damn masterpiece!*

This is my absolute favorite one of the k-12 album. Its do fucking good

She's really good at dancin' and singing PERFECT😍❤️

I swear Melanie makes me feel like a strong independent woman

“Shooting at the angels while claiming you’re the good guy” wow, Melanie wasn’t afraid to go there and I’m so happy she wasn’t

os assuntos que ela aborda são tão necessários, ela demonstra isso de uma forma tão bela, impecável, melanie é incrível, corajosa e faz uma arte muito especial.💖💜🩷

She literally predicted the future

Melanie: Made a movie that took years, lots of money, hard work, and put it on KZfaq for free, is a director, producer, costume designer, actor, singer, dancer, song writer, artist. Also Melanie: *only has 11 million subscribers*

They played this song at the FUCKING SCHOOL DANCE. I was happy but so SHOCKED. My friend requested it

‘The Principal’ is criminally underrated

Me: *hears a phone ring* My brain: Sneaky, greedy, money seeking...

*this fits perfect in this moments.*

Pov :He just hangs up :song over

Pls tell me in not the only one who thought it was “online flights” and not fights until they looked at the official lyrics

last time i was this early melanie didnt have the best album of 2019

Me: *can’t even use a sewing machine* Melanie: Singing Dancing Acting Directing Designing Styling Also me: What a god

I just love watching the Bustle (thing that holds the dress up) bounce, as it feels so flowy and it just calms me seeing how perfect and seamlessly it bounces and moves.

Can we all just appreciate how good her acting & singing are in every music video❤️

Her eyes went from this: 👁👁 to this: ⚫⚫

The karens tryin to cancel her: Melanie: you cant get rid of me b*

Her hair, her music, her costume, her dance its all very much ✨ _fantabulous_ ✨

one of the more underrated songs from this album imo its so fucking catchy and talks about something SO important

I love how her songs aren't just songs about love. It's so easy to write a love song (no disrespect to those artists who do), but its so much harder to write a song about a real world problem. her songs are so thought out, and not just emotionless words.

Melanie's got the 99% percent of talent in world. She dance She sing She act She beautiful She design

She is so talented ,cant wait for her 3rd album

This song aged beautifully especially with her support for palestine and the mass movements against capitalism and genocide all while eveeyone is finally opening their eyes to how at the end of the day- all our leaders from both parties of two sides of the same coin

Nobody: Y'all: Nobody:

She doesn’t realize how perfect she really is.

she’s one of a kind

She does everything and she's amazing

This song is VERY underrated. Edit: I red the replies and yes high school sweethearts, recess are Also very underrated.

Can’t we just admire mel’s beautiful work instead of going lIkE lIke LiKe

I’ve been listening to this song and portals k12 and crybaby albums for 9 years now

I've been listening to this song for hours non stop, it's so beautiful and such a masterpiece I hope it's never forgotten

Who wants the official music video for Detention ✋

“what did you do at school today hun?” “oh you know, just murdered my principal and ripped him up limb by limb.”

0:01 pulls phone from non-existents 0:04 picks up even tho she didnt dial a number 0:06 song starts 0:10 bro becomes emo 0:16 going into his mommy issues 0:24 phone disaperes 0:28 (not immpresed people) 0:45 normal mel 0:49 cool transition 1:03 choir starts 1:22 choir stops 1:33 starts exposing the principal again 1:54 choir starts (i was a big off last time soz) 2:23 choir stops 2:41*dies* 2:49 im back from the dead im back from the dead 2:57 *smacks into non-existents The end

Melanie just explain the government under 3 minutes. this is why I love Melanie, I will literally cry tears of happiness if I see her🙃

BRO GOT THE RINGTONE OF MY SCHOOL

UGH I MISS THE MOVIE 😔 WE LOVE YOU MELANIE

She pretty She match But most importantly She attack the Donald Quack

So... Which one of you boglins like me are getting high at 1am, marathoning all of her albums, I know your there and I'm the same, I'm watching you man's 😐🤫

"Gotta tell my kids this is how you treat your principal."

Nobody: Literally Nobody: Melanie's skirt: *Bounce*

All Melanie old fans(like me,lol): SHE’S SO CUTIEEE Some tik tokers who use this song: *WhO is MeLaniE MaRtInEz?!*

the outfits you made are stunning melanie! good job.😍

I love her expressions in this and everything I always come back to this

Y’all don’t give this masterpiece the credit it deserves smh

She got three detentions in songs 1. The principal 2. Show and tell 3. Detention

When she used to do k-12 concerts I liked the way she would have an outfit that could be used for the principal and show and tell

The phone in my class sounds like the telephone sound in this song so whenever the phone rings I stare at my friend and go: *sneaky greedy money seeking*