Post the full detention coreography. I'm literally begging at this point

Melanie: * dances* Kids: *starts going crazy* Me: I mean... I don't blame them

Melanie’s personality :🌺🌸🌼🌻🌞🍄🌛 Her songs : 💀☠️🏴‍☠️🔫🔪😭🙍‍♀️

I love how she's ending this era and making every thumbnail "RIP crybaby"

Monday: Orange Juice Tuesday: Detention Wednesday: Teacher's Pet Thursday: High School Sweethearts Friday: Recess

Melanie: singer songwriter dancer actress director screenwriter photographer designer... probably so much freakin more!

Here are reasons that crybaby is in Detention 1. Killing a teacher 2. Causing a food fight 3. Having a fight in class fight 4. Killing the student in drama club (thinking for more reasons) Edit: NEW ONES 5. Calling out the principal in the principal(song)

MELANIE- 100% DETENTION-100% VISUALS- 100% VOCALS- 100% CHORUS- 100% LYRICS- 100% PRODUCTION- 100% INSTRUMENTAL- 100% CHOREOGRAPHY- 100% BACKUP DANCERS- 100% DANCE- 100% TALENT- 100% INFLUENCE- 100% STYLE- 100% OUTFITS- 100% BEAUTY- 100% KING- 100% K12- 100% SLAYED- 100% LET'S SHOW HOW MUCH WE LOVE MELANIE!! 💘💘💘

Okay so we’re all ignoring how amazing Melanie’s hair looks here.

Melanie: how many music videos do you want to release in a day? Melanie: *YES*

My grandma made me this outfit for my birthday and I love it sm😭

Omg I’m literally so obsessed with this dance

“what did you do at school today hun?” “oh you know, just murdered my principal and ripped him up limb by limb.”

It’s amazing how Melanie can make a “horror” movie with pastels!

One thing about Melanie Martinez is that she'll never let you down. Absolutely love how carefully crafted each of her projects are.

*2024 anyone?*

Ok melanie doesn’t even know I exist but I’m just gonna say this: *best birthday present ever*

Melanie: Forced to dance in a glass cage with other girls Classmates: Ah yes, totally normal

It’s hard to explain what Melanie triggers within me when I hear her songs and watch her videos. It’s a little unsettling, yet beautiful. She is an incredible artist.

I like how this song is about the toxicity of the school system in the US. Like everything about this is just perfect.

it’s almost high school sweethearts.. im so ready-

Honestly it's crazy how pretty she is

2:05 | never noticed this, but she's singing on the bills. It's so cool to see how much time and effort she put into all her work and we're still noticing new little details of creativity and her work! I can't wait to see the new stuff that comes out from her! Love u Mel!

No one: Mel: screams Teacher: shut up 😡

no one: absolutely no one: *me at 3 am trying to imitate the detention choreography*

FINALLY EVERYONE CAN SEE THE MASTERPIECE THAT IS THIS DANCE

I like how she changed all the thumbnails to represent this body is no longer existing

So your telling me that Mel is a🫧🤍: Singer🍼 Dancer⛅️ Photographer 📸 Clothing designer 👘 Director ✨ Writer 📝 Actor 🍡 Producer🕯️ Professional amazing person👛🍧 Dam dis girl got skills 😫🪷🌿

Trapped in glass, forced to entertain, an ungrateful crowd... What a picture

Melanie: Says she can’t dance Also Melanie:

With this voice, I would never shut up.

I'm not a bad guy So don't treat me bad if I'm feeling sad, alright? Please don't be mad if I don't smile back, alright? If I fuck up my words, don't think I'm absurd, alright? Alright? I'm physically exhausted Tired of my knuckles beating I'm chewing gum to pass this time of sadness Can't you see it? You're too busy seeking selfish wishes Don't care how I'm feeling You write me up and say it's love And I can't believe it Baby, can you meet me tonight in detention? I can feel your blood pressure rise, fuck this tension Let me crawl up into your mind, did I mention? Pretending everything's alright is detention De-de-detention De-de-detention Pretending everything's alright is (shh) The teachers don't care about me Fuck how I feel as long as I make money They let them do whatever they want to me They're the customer, I'm chopped meat I'm chopped meat I'm physically exhausted Tired of my knuckles beating I'm chewing gum to pass this time of sadness Can't you see it? You're too busy seeking selfish wishes Don't care how I'm feeling You write me up and say it's love And I can't believe it Baby, can you meet me tonight in detention? I can feel your blood pressure rise, fuck this tension Let me crawl up into your mind, did I mention? Pretending everything's alright is detention De-de-detention De-de-detention Pretending everything's alright is detention I wanna go home and you say, "Now is not the time" Fuck being all alone in back of the classroom, ah Start calling up my phone tryna say that I've been out of line When all I ever asked was to go to the bathroom Baby, can you meet me tonight in detention? I can feel your blood pressure rise, fuck this tension Let me crawl up into your mind, did I mention? Pretending everything's alright is detention Tonight, I can feel your blood pressure rise Let me crawl up into your mind Pretending everything's alright (is detention)

she literally has the voice that everybody wants.

The song hits different when you are in quarantine.

Thank you, Mel. You've helped me express myself. I go to a school that denies me basic rights as a human being and lets people beat me up. I get sent to detention for holding protests against cruel treatment. I have an IEP, so the school likes to pretend I don't have the ability to make decisions and I don't know what bulling is and it's a result of my neurodivergence. I have a very high IQ and very high amplitude scores. I am literally sent into legal problems for things that are normal at my school. I hold sit in protests to fight the violence and bring attention to the issues. Thank you for giving me the motivation to continue my sit in protests in the front office.

Why does this remind me of those teachers that say smiling will boost your mood

She's the only one who can pull off both blonde and black at the same time

Crybaby: AAAAAAAH! Teacher: SHUT UP! Kills me every time 🤣

the dedication melanie had to change all of the thumbnails

Melanie is so pretty 🤩

Melanie got me rethinking my priorities and sexuality. YAS MA’AM CONFUSE ME WITH YOUR TALENTED SELF

I love how her albums are her growing and finding out what she likes. Her first album Crybaby was like a childish pastel color goth kinda thing. Crybaby also was abt things kids go through. Now k-12 is abt school things that kids and teens go through. Now, she says her next album will be darker….. I LOVE HER

I getting a Mel marathon because she is coming back from the dead🍄🧚‍♀️✨

The way they strapped her down like she was an animal

So nobody is gonna talk about how pretty melanie is

Choreographer: *So how much do you want to confuse people's sexuality in this video.* Melanie: *Yes*

When my friends say pigtails are for little kids : Me : -shows them Melanie with pigtails-

Tbh your purple outfit is what makes you stand out in these videos like I love the wonderland theme with the bunnies so much !! , Ur just so talented

Everyone’s talking about how pretty Melanie is, but those two girls dancing with her are really pretty too

that purple outfit needs its own fanbase

This song was stuck in my head today in math class and I was trying to think of the dance, I thought I remembered it but when I checked, it turned out to be completely different lol. Anyways, I love Melanie and her new album, but K-12 and Crybaby will always have a special place in my heart. 🩷

I’m obsessed with both of those hairstyles, you are so creative with you’re hairs to the outfits and even to the face expressions.❤🍼

Who has ever wanted hair liked Melanie's? *IT'S SO COOL.*

fun fact: this movie was going to be 3 hours long or more but it cost to much so she shortened it to an hour and a half.

unpopular opinion: the stare at the end is iconic

I love how her music videos literally tell a story and isn’t just her looking pretty into a camera and that her songs also tell us a story and about how our world/culture is. Literally love her she is such an inspiration.

Me: *cries orange juice* *detention plays* Also me: *cries in twerk*

“I can feel your blood pressure rise, f*ck this tension!”

Melanie speaks the truth better than the news.

Every video I've watched is basically a masterpiece. Like a montage of several videos, surrounding a similar theme and stitched together with their own unique stories...and still sounding extremely good with instrumentals, and vocals while being visually incredible from the scenes to the dancing.

Fun Fact: Detention was written in 2016 right after the song 'Cry Baby' was released.

This is how she gets her black eye power 👁👄👁 u👄u ⚫👄⚫

0:47 “push myself into a box where you held out a gun I’m done “

This is just perfection

*Fun fact:* _Everybody_ loves her purple outfit

for any of those confused about the heads.. So Melanie had a pet bunny and a pet dog, and her parents decided she couldn’t keep both of them. So Melanie chose to keep the dog. Then, she gave her bunny away to a friend who also had a bunny. The friend assumed they’d get along, so they left for a while and left both bunnies together. Upon coming back, the friends bunny was fine in the yard, but Melanie’s bunny was decapitated. This is seen in Dollhouse too. She has a tattoo of her bunny as memory.

All of the K-12 music videos will be 4 years old next month 🤯💗✨️

After 2 years this is still iconic

Can we just take a moment to appreciate how, not only did she make the best film ever, she portrayed everything so perfectly and GAVE US THE MUSIC VIDEOS 😭🥰🥰

Imagine being able to dance like that- I could never.

“Baby can we meet me tonight in detention”SHE ATE THAT UP

Purple is my fav color 💜

We need to talk about how that dancing was ON point

Detention has one of the best choreographies in K-12 ✨✨💕

Wow Melanie is so pretty

Listening to this because I actually have detention

Let’s be honest, Melanie is definitely one of the most underrated actors out there. No questions asked.

i love how we all know the song and saw the movie but we still getting excited when she release a music video

imagine if this was our actual detention

Imagine messing with someone’s phone only to see them uncomfortable

Yass come through Melanie's best choreography! Can't believe our girl learned to dance like that 🙈

Am I the only one that’s obsessed with her hairstyle in this music vid!?

my soul left my body... THE SMILE..

Melanie: **equips Purple Outfit** [Everybody liked that]

The clothes is like rapenzels outfit but without the skirt-

Dude, Mel's purple outfit is just so addictingly cute

bro I love this song but that scream and then the SHUT UP really makes me laugh every time 😂

GET THIS MUSIC VIDEO TO 1 million likes

*Melanie knows that if she is in the thumbnail I'll click*

girls trying to be straight: melanie: im about to end this whole woman's career

1:56 "i'm physically exhausted, tired of my knuckles beating" with melanie smiling and tearing is so relatable! i feel like this often atm. pressure everywhere. and i add to that pressure because i'm pressuring myself internally -_- so exhausting

I'm learning this dance.

“The teacher don’t care about me” tell me about it my teacher always taking points from me for no reason🙄

I love how in the glass box the ppl dancing are all races and bodytypes

This choreography is forever a core memory.

The faces r cracking me up😭😭

Mood O.J: 🥺🍊😭 Mood Detention: 😏👅🔥

When Mel’s hair is pigtails she looks like a GOD and when mine are in pigtails I look like a 4 year old

Yess

HELP I REMEMBER WHEN I WAS LIKE 9 YRS OLD WATCHING THIS, I HAD A CRUSH ON THE PRINCIPAL’S SON 😭